the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

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kiddwaynejohnson:

I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve

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awfulness:

what the

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hec-ticglow:

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.

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penis-hilton:

me

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every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one

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emmaisalesbian:

freightsick:

phantom-quantum:

sonotaghostkid:

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

Thank you for this.

Thank god this a post. And fuck people making comments like “he’s a pussy, he should just man the fuck up”. Someone is always fucking victim blaming.

this looks like something ryan murphy would do on one of his shows

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You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.

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s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

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literally-heads-above-the-rest:

claudizhlove:

literally-heads-above-the-rest:

yesterday this hipster at starbucks started hitting on me and it was awkward

like how does your kind feel about you flirting with a fandom

the captivating story of the star crossed lovers

she was fandom

he was hipster

their love was forbidden

they fell anyways

well i did trip and fall out the door when i left

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seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

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rianka:

haldirs:

friendly reminder that in Finnish you don’t say ‘fits like a glove’

you say ‘fits like a fist in the eye’

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